The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- James will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.