The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- James will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.