The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.