The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
James drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.