The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- James is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.