The Committee Backfield Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- The broadcast shows James on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.