The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- James gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
James drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.