The Hamstring Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
90%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.