The Committee Backfield Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.