The Hamstring Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“The broadcast shows James on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.