The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- James goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.