The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- James gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.