The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.