The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make James's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.