The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- James gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.