The Snap Count Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
James drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.