The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
87%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.