The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- The broadcast shows James on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.