The Garbage-Time Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- James is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.