The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take James's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.