The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- James rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.