The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.