The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- James will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.