The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- James is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.