The Garbage-Time Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- James gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make James's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.