The Hamstring Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- James will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.