The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.
87%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.