The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take James's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.