The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- James runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
83%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.