The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- James goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.