The Fumble Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- James is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.