The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- James gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.