The Committee Backfield Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
81%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.