The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.