The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.