The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.