The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.