The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
86%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.