The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.