The Fumble Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take James's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.