The Committee Backfield Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.