The Snap Count Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
73%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make James's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.