The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- James gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.