The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.