The Hamstring Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.
- James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.