The Snap Count Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.