The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make James's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.