The Sack Spiral Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Love scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Love's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.