The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Love's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Love drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.