The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Love's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Every deep ball Love throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Love's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.